Yes, those poor eschewers of all things animal-based. Every vegan I’ve ever known has been, well, a little on the strange side; they often give dirty hippies a bad name. How could you not mock them? Have you seen the crap they eat? I wish I could say only in Great Britain, but unfortunately this insanity is likely to spread:

VEGANS and teetotallers are to be given the same protection against discrimination as religious groups, under legislation championed by Harriet Harman, the equalities minister.

Members of cults and “new religions” such as Scientology, whose supporters include the film stars Tom Cruise and John Travolta, would also be offered protection, as would atheists…

The commission added that the recently founded International Church of Jediism, with 500,000 followers worldwide who base their philosophy on the Star Wars films, would not qualify. Beliefs had to be heartfelt.

Too bad, Star Wars nerds. Better luck next time the Equality Minister(!) engages in the stupid. Frankly, if standing outside movie theaters for days, dressed in costume, doesn’t prove your beliefs are “heartfelt”, I’m not sure what will. I’m not for discrimination, obviously, but this strikes me as going a little overboard. It’s the slippery slope in all its glory. Why not just say discrimination in all forms is wrong and be done with it?

And how to determine what is “discriminatory”? Would every restaurant have to offer veggie burgers? Would schools have to offer something other than milk with lunch, for all the vegan offspring? (Tang, maybe?) Would tossing a steak at a vegan-out of love, naturally-now be a hate crime? Will vegans and Scientologists now be given preferential treatment during hiring due to a history of discrimination, at the expense of the Star Wars “fans”? They already have no hope of ever attracting a woman…are we really prepared to put them at a disadvantage regarding employment, too? Frankly, Jedi mind tricks and the Force are bound to come in a lot more handy on the job site than Mr. Lettucehead’s Squash-Tofu Casserole Surprise. Right?